Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Christianity explained, and debunked, in the same paragraph


Click for a larger version. And if you know who made this, tell me and I'll give 'em credit.

3 comments:

Obbop said...

You FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Deceit by Lucifer...Satan... to delude the masses!!!!!

Repent. Believe. Obey or face an eternity in Heck, maybe even longer!!!

I can help. Follow the sacred writings (available in the lounge for only $39.99. Only $15 more for the DVD. No refunds. Cash only).

Remit 10 percent of your pre-tax income and you will be assured an eternity, maybe even longer, in Paradise!!!!!!!

You do not have to enter this holy house of the lord. Our weekly TV show reaches into your own home so it, too, can become a house of the Lord!!!!!

Buy a door mat in the lobby that shows to all you are one of the saved. Only $39.99 to bless your home.

Please see our catalog of fine products that will ease the torment within thine soul and that will lift thee upon the Lord's massive shoulders to allow you to attain the lofty heights reserved for true believers.

Hallelujah. Hosannah.

Obey. Pay. Pray.

Selah.

Mandizzle said...

it didn't say what his milkshake tasted like. :(

tedrick said...

obbop - Do you take credit cards?

Mandizzle faheeza nizzle - Chocolate Oreo. Definitely.

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